Halloween
I decided that Halloween is stupid, unless you're still at an age where you can go trick or treating. It's fun for kids, but once you get to college it's the worst "holiday" ever. It is an excuse for girls to dress like sluts and for everyone to get as drunk as they can apparantly, judging by a few roommates' (who will remain nameless) actions. What a lame holiday. Who wants to get so drunk they puke mulitple times in a few hours, or drink so much that they probably endanger their lives? What's fun about that? And costume parties in college are really an excuse for girls to dress as skanky as they can in the most creative ways. A few girls on my team dressed as cowgirls for a St. Olaf party they went to, the same one they dressed as "sexy schoolgirls" for last year. What a waste of time, money, and energy.


8 Comments:
At 8:27 AM ,
Alan said...
maybe you just need better people to hang out with. i'm going to a halloween dance tonight and i guarantee no one will be drunk or vomiting or scantly clad.
At 10:44 AM ,
Eric Michael Peterson said...
where is said dance at?
At 12:00 PM ,
Matthew B. Novak said...
Because I'll send scantily-clad vomitters
At 2:19 PM ,
empeterson said...
hey, i don't hang out with them at parties. i take no part in that kind of activity. i wonder if it's the all girl atmosphere that makes them seek out events like that? if they didn't go here, i wonder if their actions would be the same? sometime tells me yes.
At 2:41 PM ,
Eric Michael Peterson said...
i vote yes on that one as well
At 8:13 PM ,
Emily Powell said...
Hmm yeah I'm gonna have to agree with Eric on this one
At 9:23 AM ,
Alan said...
all i'm saying is halloween is about fun, if they're out to get laid, well then thats up to them. but when i see 4 grown men squeezing themselves into the fantastic four costumes they got at walmart or watching edward scissor hands and an elephant picking through the produce i can't help but think this is a day for good times.
At 10:34 AM ,
Matthew B. Novak said...
But Alan, wouldn't it be so much better if that were every day, and not just one crappy day of the year where a large amount of the people don't participate in "fun" Halloween but instead partcipate in what I like to call "Skankoween"? You're saying the fun is enough to offset the skank. We're saying the skank ruins the fun. Surely you admit that the skank takes away from the fun, and that if the fun happened on random days it would be immenently superior to Skankoween?
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